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Time Fail

October 23, 2008


Miracle on ice

September 12, 2008

crazy freaks beat russians in 3 game thriller. russians take first game as crazy freaks thaw out to take next two. this game didn’t come down to volleyball ladies and gentiles. it came down to heart. pure heart.

Beer Pong Veteran

July 11, 2007

beer1.jpgIt’s hard to imagine that one man can go from a rookie to a seasoned pro in a matter of 3 hours…but it happened! Andy “I sink it, you drink it!” Crooks, in a drunken stuper, stepped up to the wooden board in his first game of beer pong and started taking names. Fools were crying at the end of the night as Crooks and his magical beer arm beat them into the ground.

So when you see this man at party, step back, relax, and enjoy the show.

Crooks would also like to thank the man who taught him everything…Burk

Don’t just surf. Surf a friend!

June 20, 2007


It wouldn’t be fair, to you, to Crooks, to Rinehart, to anyone, if I tried to explain this image.

 Surf’s up dude!


May 25, 2007


Only certain types of flourescent bulbs make Kim Mills look like Rinehart. You can buy them at Lowe’s for $14.99.

Discin’ Into Dusk

April 23, 2007


Crooks took the opportunity that the weather gave him this weekend. He went frisbee golfin’ from dawn ’til dusk. As you can tell by his atire, it was a beautiful day for disc golfin’. If you’re interested in disc golfin’ with this man, please leave your comments and he’ll be sure to get back with you.

Oden loves Resource…

April 20, 2007

Oden loves Resource…

Crooks created a picturesque view of how much Greg Oden loves Resource. Although you can’t see his face, Greg Oden is old and wise – and is dedicated to slamma jammin over punks in the name of Resource.
(This is a play of 300 where the guy yells – THIS IS SPARTA! – for those who don’t know)

Rock Em Sock Em RineCrooks

April 16, 2007


This is what happens when Crooks gets mad at Rinehart. It’s a perfect representation of what actually happens. This is the first image of a series to come.

Like a Virgin…

April 12, 2007

…touched with a headset for the very first time

Like a Virgin…

…This is a picture that Chris “designed” while I was on a phone call with HP. You can see how he mastered the art of placing my head on Madonna’s. Not only this, but placing the microphone in front of my mouth. Genius! This is perfect in every way.