Archive for the ‘Image by Crooks’ Category

Rinehart stretching times

June 24, 2008


The Mona Lisa

Rinehart dons his workout garb and demonstrates how to recover from a severe wrist sprain.


Animal Strong

January 14, 2008

There’s Strong, Country Strong, Old Man Strong, and now there’s even Army Strong. But Rinehart’s mighty strength forced Burk to create a new description. Rinehart is ANIMAL Strong! (Like a Polar Bear.)


Video Games ARE Cool!

December 4, 2007


Yeah so when Rinehart and I play Halo we both look like totally hot model doods and we are surrounded by babes who are pretty much all over us just like in this picture someone took. (There is no way it’s just me yelling at the TV while Rinehart talks on the phone to his girlfriend causing him to neither play the game or really talk or listen to her.)

Rock. Paper. Scissors. Slap award winning hair.

December 4, 2007

So Burk plays this game called Rock Paper Scissors SLAP! Where the winner(s) slap the loser(s). In this case his game is joined by the winner of the Head Turning Hair contest. Which we bet Starbucks on and I won. But that’s another story for another time.

Michael Burk, Superhero

September 27, 2007


Jen Karr was dying, struggling to breathe, she needed a hero to bring her an albuterol inhaler. Then, like a legend, Michael Burk to the rescue!! So Burk saves Jen Karr’s life and now everyone is in love with him and stuff and wants his autograph and a photo with him. Guy is blowing up.

Bum Lady

June 11, 2007

This is an image of Courtney, aka “Bum Lady,” receiving the charitable contributions of Burk and Yontz, as they try to give aid to her disadvantaged situation. You may also want to recycle donate to her desk homeless camp.

Oden loves Resource…

April 20, 2007

Oden loves Resource…

Crooks created a picturesque view of how much Greg Oden loves Resource. Although you can’t see his face, Greg Oden is old and wise – and is dedicated to slamma jammin over punks in the name of Resource.
(This is a play of 300 where the guy yells – THIS IS SPARTA! – for those who don’t know)

What time is it?

April 16, 2007


So, to explain the title of this blog, some time after Burk began working with us he would inform us, “It’s Time,” referring to our daily Starbucks run. Time is officially 2:37pm EST. (I am including this image of Burk handing me a Grande Mocha, even though we walk there, and they have no drive-through.)

Ladies Man

April 13, 2007


This is Burk at his new desk over by the client services girls. Guy is just trying to fit in. (Note Traci staring disapprovingly over the top of his desk much like in real life.)

Like Kin Corn Karn…

April 12, 2007


While Burk looks pretty awesome with that headset, I also feel he bears an uncanny resemblance to Kin Corn Karn from Pro Wrestling for the original Nintendo Entertainment System.